I’m back.
Sometimes i play my bass guitar like a cello. #experminental #bassguitar #cello #ambient
this sounds like you’ve just entered a really earthy ancient temple and you’re just standing there in awe as light floods through a crack in the ceiling
the signs as things Pokemon GO players have done
| Aries: | got hit by a car the day of launch |
| Taurus: | found a pokemon on their toilet, decided to "wait until it's done" first |
| Gemini: | went hunting for pokespots only to become deeply interested in local lore of which they had never previously heard |
| Cancer: | crossed four lanes of traffic (successfully) for a pokemon |
| Leo: | rode their bike in large circles for hours to hatch eggs |
| Virgo: | went out looking for a pidgey, found a real abandoned baby bird and cared for it until they could get it to a wildlife center |
| Libra: | bought $100 worth of pokecoins |
| Scorpio: | caught a ghastly that was on the opposite end of a Burger King counter |
| Capricorn: | unwittingly followed a jynx to a playground and overtly pointed their camera-phone towards children |
| Aquarius: | arrested for trespassing in a graveyard at 3am looking for ghost pokemon |
| Pisces: | pulled their car over on a busy highway to catch a jigglypuff |
masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.
me @ dinner parties
(Source: sweetcharity, via kinda-nerdish)
Protip for men: if marriage is a horrifying concept for you and you think it is an evil trap, do not buy a ring and ask a woman to marry you
I’m way over seeing radical feminist bullshit on my dash. This isn’t even social justice or a real issue.
sorry that not marrying someone you dont loathe is radical feminism i guess?
women: don’t propose or get married if u don’t like the thought of marriage
men: what kind of sjw fuckery
the other bit that this implies is:
If you like your wife, act like it. Even around your friends. Be open and honest about liking your wife, liking spending time with her, and not being resentful of the shared work of building a household. Let your buddies know you can’t hang out with them because you’d rather be home with your wife, whom you like, because she is your legit bff, even though you know your buddies are gonna mock you for it.
Stand up to your buddies. Tell them mocking isn’t cool and you don’t want them to do it anymore. Challenge the other men in your life to be better men.
That is what “don’t get married if you think marriage is an evil trap” implies to men who are married. And while it’s all completely reasonable I imagine that it’s scary as fuck when it’s just so much easier to har de har har the little woman’s such a nag, ain’t she, don’t we all hate being married so much? with other men.
In that context, “don’t get married if you think marriage is an evil trap” is kindof a radical statement.The number of guys I work with who are engaged who started pulling the “uh oh, life over soon, har har” shit that I have completely shut down with a simple “well if you don’t want to get married, then don’t”…*sigh* And they’re just like, hem, haw, welllll if I don’t then she might not stay with meee, which I respond to with “well, sounds like you need to have a pretty serious and honest conversation with your fiancee about your feelings then” and then the *panic!* look…When you remove that easy “hah hah ball-and-chain” narrative, watch the reaction. Some of them (to a female friend) will mumblingly admit that they love their fiancee and are excited to be married. Others…all you get is fear.
That’s the disservice we do men by refusing to teach boys how to explore their emotional needs. It hurts everyone. I watched three male friends walk into marriages I can tell they weren’t ready for and didn’t want, just because it was expected and they had no tools for emotional self-examination. Two of those marriages are (shockingly) in crisis, a couple years later. One has kids involved now. It’s more than a little heartbreaking. The marriages I see that are working? Are the guys with the emotional maturity to talk to their wives and who don’t care if everyone knows they’re in love with them.
SERIOUSLY.
(Source: beetledrink, via thetwilightroadtonightfall)
Being awake is the worst. Being dead is gonna be so nice, man.
More on Facebook.
(Source: facebook.com, via tastefullyoffensive)
1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
3) mostly mined with slave labor
4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years
5) diamond engagement rings were literally invented in the 20s to sell diamonds and millenials overall care less about marriage
6) The prices of diamonds are inflated about 2000%, you could get a much prettier rock or symbolic thing for your marriage for much cheaper
7) Why pay for shiny rock when you can use money on bills and food??? Like actual useful things?????
8) everyone from the previous generation had diamonds, who can get the biggest rock is a celebrity competition that we recognize is completely ridiculous, they don’t seem unique or special anymore like literally anyone can have a diamond
(Source: thewitchdoctor, via misstaylornichole)
And a reminder: never touch one of these dogs without explicit permission from the owner! These dogs are working, & petting them can be distracting.
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